2010-01-31

This test will help you, guys define your position and let you know pregnant you or no.So, all what you need it choose one of most match assertions below..
1. When you drive in bus or another public kind of transportation, what make you feel sick most of all:
A. dirty old woman with bushy armpits
B. old dog with mouth from which always spit something on passangers which sitting close
C.gays which wear perfume on theirs asses and stay doggy in bus.
2.Which meal(below) grew your appetite mostly:
A. salty cucumbers with mope milk
B.salty cherries with lard in chocolate
C.porky legs covered in yummy peach juice and scattered with pieces of ground.
3.did you meantion what sex position you used to ofthen last 2 weeks?
A. doggy position with tongue out and your partner with sock on his penis
B.missionary position with cake in mouth and ''Fanta'' in assy while your parther in your pussy
C. hands on penis and it is juggle position
4. When at morning you go in toilet what kind of excreta you have?
A. white and cheesy
B.brown and smell as tuna
C.red on taste as Bourbon whiskey
5. What name was your last lover(and maybe future father your kids)?
A.Brand Spit
B.Moisty sausage
C brunette coquette
So, now calculate which letters you have mostly and below read your answers.
If you set mostly''A''
You are probbaly pregnant..All your brain now covered in sperm and telling you naughty things. It isslowly preparing you turn into future mother..You should moretime spend with yourself,care your stomach,NOT HIT, but ask someone to lcik it as lollypop or something..WELL CONGRATULATIONS!
If you set mostly''B''
You are not ready to be pregnant, but you are so pregnant in minds.. You always thinking about kids, you see everywhere kids, how you treat them,teach them,feed themmspend alot of time with them. You probbaly would be perfect mother. Just do not feed your kids with herrine and milk in same time.
If you set mostly''C''
You are not ready to being mother yet, but you should continue develop your maternity instinct.. Dont mind if on street everyone wil tell you that you are sick pervert with hermaphrodite past time.. Now you are changed and life is opened her legs for you.. So come in and be a happy mother.